Define Presence Meaning

Presence
I want a shoulder to lean on
same strength as mine
a tongue thatll speak sincerely
since really, sin's in me, sin's in you
but we exercise for a love that feels new
coz its worth it, the life, the time, the weight and the work
I want two lips to french kiss my soul
touch me inappropriately in places noones been before
someone with the audacity to like me
my monsters and saints

i want presence. i need presence.
I am a chemist, a physicist, a biologist
By Bertina
Presence
Lving in the one singular moment. Elimination from the mind obsessed creation of time. No time. Pure consiousness. Elightenment or heaven by some religions. The vortex of the ying-yang in a three demensional world where "z" represents time

Man that dude's cool. So present. It permeates all.
By Magdaia
Presence
To weight over 200 pounds. Presence is having the physical attributes to be recognized everywhere you go.

When I'm out at the club no one fucks with me cause I have presence.

I benched 285 last night. So, you still have no presence weighing 185.

How can I get presence? Eat more and work out your legs brown hornet.
By Sheila-Kathryn
Presence
Anytime China and Canada meet in the same room over some type of material involving war.

It was presence when JT and CT entered the room yo.
By Evvy
Presence
BEING ABLE TO STRETCH YOUR ASSHOLE BEYOND WHAT IS CONSIDERED NORMAL OR EVEN NATURAL. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A 6INCH GIRTHY COCK THINK HIS DICK IS INSIDE A PRINGLES CAN WITH YOUR ASS.

MY FRIEND WIL HAS A LOT OF PRESENCE
By Shirley
Presence
I was also angry at you

because you do not acknowledge my presence
By Nikki
Pocket Presence
A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:

--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers

--Knows when and where to move within the pocket

--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure

Good pocket presence separates decent quarterbacks from great quarterbacks.
By Aileen
Presence Rape
A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.

Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.
By Janelle
Midas Presence
The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment

User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...

Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...
By Roxine
Stage Presence
vagina; i.e. the vaginal area of a slutty-ass girl

me: I can see your vagina...
you: that's my stage presence
By Lanni