Define Presents Meaning

Presents
unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).

Raymond gives all the girls presents
By Gennifer
Presents
both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.

Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.
By Merci
Presents
The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.
By Tiffanie
Presentation
The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?
By Camila
Present
A word with too many goddamn definitions.

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
By Lotty
Presenting
When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
By Nickie
Presentation
the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"
By Tabbatha
Present
The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
By Alana
Presenting
Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.
By Jeanne
Presentating
A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"

Me: Hey, you presenting today?

Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.
By Jacintha