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Define Presents Meaning
Presents
unreciprocated
oral sex
(not
reciprocated
with sex
either
).
Raymond
gives
all
the girls
presents
By Gennifer
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Presents
both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for
toking up
, smoking out,
hitting the bong
, etc.
noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish,
cannibus
, weed, dope, etc.
Are you guys going to be having presents at
dinner
tonight
?
There's going to be
hella
presents tonight.
By Merci
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Presents
The
main thing
companies tell parents and children to look
forward
to on
Christmas
.
Advertisements
tell
parents
to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best
Christmas
.
By Tiffanie
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Presentation
The
exact
moment all of your blood
cells
decide
to go directly to your dick
Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with
Alabama
being-
Girl: why
dose
Carl
having a boner?
By Camila
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Present
A word
with too
many
goddamn
definitions.
She's presently present, so I'll present my present.
Translation
: She's now here, so I'll
give
my
gift
.
By Lotty
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Presenting
When you have to
take a crap
really bad and you feel
the poop
coming out
.
We need to get home so I can
take a shit
.
I think I'm
presenting
.
By Nickie
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Presentation
the
singular
moment when you are most
susceptible to
a heart
attack.
teacher: "we are having a
presentation
tomorrow"
student: "dies of
a heart
attack
"
By Tabbatha
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Present
The act of one
Presenting
oneself for
sexual gratification
in all your
glory
.
She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her
body
.
By Alana
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Presenting
Showing your
crotch
or
dick bulge
in an obvious or
semi
obvious manner
Omg that guy is
certainly
presenting
,
His
8 inches
is presenting itself.
By Jeanne
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Presentating
A word that illiterate people use instead of "
presenting
"
becasue
htey
dont know how to say "presenting"
Me: Hey, you
presenting
today?
Illiterate Moron:
Yah mon
, im
presentating
.
By Jacintha
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