Define Presidential Alert Meaning

Presidential Alert
An alert given by our hot president to alert us about stuff like when he takes a shit!

I just got a presidential alert!
By Latia
Presidential Alert
1:
The President known as Donald J. Duck invading privacy!

2:
Trump.

3:
Something very frightening that scared a lot of U.S. citizens

4.
A nationwide pandemic (across the united states)

Damn, the President is truly talented at scaring a lot of people, now all he has to do is send out a Presidential Alert!
By Pauli