Define Processor Meaning

Processor
A short way of saying "Central Processing Unit" (CPU). It is a computer term to define the hardware that allows you to run applications

"A computer will not run without a processor"

"Wow, I just upgraded my processor so I can run programs faster!"
By Petronia
Cell Processor
Cell is a microprocessor architecture jointly developed by a Sony, Toshiba, and IBM alliance known as STI.

Cell is a shorthand for Cell Broadband Engine Architecture, commonly abbreviated CBEA in full or Cell BE in part. Cell combines a general-purpose POWER-architecture core of modest performance with streamlined coprocessing elements which greatly accelerate multimedia and vector processing applications, as well as many other forms of dedicated computation.

The major commercial application of Cell is in Sony's upcoming PlayStation 3 game console which is slated to launch in November 2006. It will also become available in a blade configuration from Mercury Computer Systems. Toshiba has announced plans to incorporate Cell in high definition television sets. Exotic features such as the XDR memory subsystem and coherent EIB interconnect appear to position Cell for future applications in the supercomputing space to exploit the Cell processor's prowess in floating point kernels.

Up to Two-Billion calculations a second.

Sources:
--OPM (Official Playstation Magazine)
--Wikipedia (www.wikipedia.org)

Sony will use the cell processor in its next-gen console, the PS3
By Rosalinda
Shit Processor
psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.

My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.
By Marita
Superscalar Processor
A form of parallel processing using a single computer processor containing multiple pipelines. Intel's 80486 and Pentium processors were of this type.
Also called superscalar architecture.

Superscalar processors can reduce bottlenecks and increase throughput.
By Darrelle
Neuro-net Processor
A processing CPU in the Terminator that allows it to learn from its surroundings, usually learning quite a bit it can eventually take on human characteristics.

Arnold-"My CPU is a neuro-net processor a learning computer"
By Jaime
Interplanetary Numeric Processor
A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.

Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!
By Brooke
Duel Score Processor
A hoe that processes two cocks at the same time. One in the front and one in the back. These hoes can process up to 1.5 Ghz (jizz-a-hurtz) Dual core processors are the successor of the single core. And are considered a lot "faster."

Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!

Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*
By Aviva
Neuro-net Processor
A learning computer, preferably a Gateway. Typically possessed by robotic police officers in search of John Connor. Cybernetic organisms frequently utilize this processor in order to murder the most amount of people possible.

I'm Detective Jon Kimble! My CPU is a neuro-net processor, a learning computer!
By Gail
Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor
A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”
By Hannah
Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16
The Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 is a processing chip that uses quantum technology instead of the AMD and Intel i3, i5, and i7 processors. This new quantum technology allows for 1.5 more tetraflops to be generated instead of the low 0.25 tetraflops in the AMD processors.

I got a new ASUS laptop that has the new Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 with 1.75 tetraflops!
By Coral