Define Promises Meaning

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When someone threatens you with something you actually want you can reply “promises promises”

Stop that now or I’ll spank you!”
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By Isabella
Promising
Someone or something that has the potential to be awesome.

awesome potential hopeful valuable

"He seems like a promising politician" (note: awesomeness, here, is rarely seen)

"Her plan to invest in earplugs for the deaf sounds promising"
By Rosalinde
Promise
The definition of Beautiful. The real meaning of 'One in a million'. Usually of exqusite natural beauty. Smart & Witty, headstrong & focussed. Determined, stubborn as hell! Loving and playful. The most fabulous smile, which lights up a room. Simply stunning inside and out. A diamond in the rough.

You are truely blessed if you ever meet a Promise...
By Kristien
Promise
Something that many people make but few people keep.

I promise I'll pay you the money back.
By Caria
On A Promise
In British English, "on a promise" simply means that you have arranged to or at least expect to have sex with someone in the near future - usually your regular partner.

Sorry, Dave. No drinks for me tonight. The wife found the handcuffs we used on our weddin' night, so it looks like I'm on a promise, know what I mean?
By Karalynn
Promise
Something that you can't break. Ever.

"Promise?" - Finn
"Promise." - Eleven
By Ruperta
Promise
A female that just wanna make money and stay out the way. Promises are very underestimated.

Promise is so cute and funny is shit.
By Charyl
Promised
The past tense of Promise. Made sure they will do something or that something will happen.

"I promised to go to the park at 2:30pm"

"He promised to stop with the jokes but he didn't stop"
By Bathsheba
Promise
something that you are committed to and you don't break what you say your committed to.

I promise to be forever yours.
By Jacquette
Promise
Basically, its a new way of lying. Mainly used by guys who want girls to get off their backs. Also see lies

Boy:I will always love you.
Girl:promise?
boy:yup. I promise.

Two weeks later -

Boy:I'm sorry. It's over.
By Bee