You
lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a
big shit through your zipper hole. Then you
ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.
Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to
lift up your shirt? Its a
common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't
properly shitting.
*GASP*