Define Psychiatrist Meaning

Psychiatrist
A head doctor who gets paid to judge you. They love to make psycho babble comments to get you riled, then defend themselves with more psycho babble to make themselves sound more intelligent than they actually are. They like to afix imaginary disorders to people so they can write prescriptions for unnessesary meds.

She was seeing a psychiatrist for awhile, then decided she didn't like being judged for wanting to think for herself.
By Meggi
Psychiatrist
(noun). A psychiatrist is a medical doctor (MD or DO, NOT a phd) who has graduated medical school and undergone at least 4 years of specialized training in mental illness and its treatment - be it pharmacological, therapeutic or otherwise.

A psychiatrist can practice in a hospital with very sick patients, or in an outpatient setting, such as a private practice or clinic.

I didn't believe the psychiatrist at first when he said that the electroconvulsive therapy would relieve grandma's long-standing depression. But I must say, we're extremely happy to have her back to her old self.
By Gertie
Psychiatrist
A modern-day version of a witch-hunter. In medieval times they used to burn recluses or anyone else they considered 'different' for being witches, werewolves or vampires. These days we have psychiatrists to put away people who are just trying to get on with their lives. They seem hell-bent on handing out drugs like they're sweets, probably because they have shares in the drug companies. Psychiatrists also make a fortune by finding excuses for thugs, murderers, rapists and thieves.

After a psychiatrist poked his nose into the case, a child-molester walked free today, free to carry out more heinous crimes. All because some white-coated confidence trickster, pound signs lighting up in his fish-like eyes, claimed the pervert's father wouldn't buy him a train set as a child and so he had been psychologically scarred.
By Shelli
Psychiatrist

By Margette
Psychiatrist
The stake of the fire.

With the fall of the poppy came psychiatry, and because death needs a hand, so came the psychiatrist.
By Randee
Psychiatrist
A crazy, neurotic, drug dealing asshole that bitches about his taxes all day long, and then sits his coward ass back in his little office, and drugs people into disability.

psychiatrist: ok, here's some meds to get you sleeping at night and help your anxiety, so you can go back to work, and get off this 'cycle of dependency'.
By Reeva
Psychiatrist
A doctor who prescribes medication in hopes that their patients' lives will improve. While prescription medications do help in most cases, they will NOT improve your life dramatically.

Psychiatry should not be confused with psychotherapy, which is a process in which you talk to a "licensed" psychotherapist about your personal problems.

Neither of these methods are effective for major depression -- suicide is your best option!

After visiting a psychiatrist:

Wellbutrin XL -- take one 300 mg tablet in the morning

Seroquel -- take one 100 mg tablet before bedtime

THESE MEDICATIONS DON'T SEEM TO BE HELPING ASSHOLE!!!
By Yoshi
Psychiatrist
A real doctor who actually helps people. I have a friend with MDD and her meds are really helping her be back to her normal self. I have another friend with GAD and her meds are helping her too. Now that I think about it, I seem to know more girls on meds then guys, I guess that's finally all the proof you need that women are literally crazy.

Women: I hate my life, give me some meds

psychiatrist: Take these meds

Man: I hate my life to, but I'm gonna be a man and deal with it instead of taking meds to avoid it.
By Lulu
Psychiatrist
A dandified drug dealer.

"Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." --Samuel Goldwyn
By Maureen
Psychiatrist
The lowest form of life on earth. An asshole who gets paid, frequently by the state, to judge and label people, trying to convince them that all of their problems in life are due to some genetic disorder caused by a chemical imbalance (which is totally false), and not simply due to a maladaptive way of dealing with extreme stress, etc. Their main goal after labelling and pathologizing a patient-victim is to drug them with chemicals that actually work by CREATING chemical imbalances and damaging the brain. Furthermore, they cause severe withdrawal syndrome mimicking the supposed "illness", making it seem as though it is the "condition" returning. They totally fry the brain, and actually shrink it over time and basically make the person a vegetable, along with a litany of other disorders. A psychiatrist is someone who preys on the vulnerable, and asserts authority and poisons them to death, with drugs worse than crack. Basically on the same level as murderers, child molesters, and far worse than people who sell crack or heroin, since at least those drugs make you feel good, whereas psychiatric drugs give you a chemical lobotomy.

Dave: Chris is despairing of life and went to see a psychiatrist for help.
Tom: Holy shit! Tell him to do anything to get the FUCK away from him, and off those fucking drugs before his chemical lobotomy gives him permanent brain damage. Also tell him to just learn cognitive ways of dealing with his problems. That psychiatrist is a motherfucking asshole.

Dave: I went to see a psychiatrist yesterday, I was philosophizing about life, and it got me down. The psychiatrist said I had bipolar disorder and needed antipsychotics.
Tom: Don't listen to anything that asshole, or his staff said. Tell him to give those drugs to himself, his staff, his kids, and go back to his original job of being a glory hole employee.

Chris: I learned that psychiatrists are pathetic scum cocksuckers! Shrinks shrink your brain, and they suck dicks!
By Danielle