an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a
puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy
little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with
muffin puffin.
what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an
envelope to send you a letter?
gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.
how dare you
judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!
