A pun is a clever use of words that usually makes the listener, or rather, victim, do one or several of the following:
Laugh
Smile
Face palm
Groan
Roll eyes
Pretend to ignore
Cry
Swear
Die inside.
Puns in their most common form are very simple to make, and take almost no amount of intelligence to understand; Orange you glad you're reading this?
Puns of this form are the funniest.
A person who makes good puns is considered "
Punny".
The making of puns is a very prestigious but often unappreciated art.
Forests are
full of wood.
People use wood to make chairs.
Chairs are for-rest.
Maybe I should leaf the internet
*Points at fish habitat*
I went to the tattoo parlor the other day, and the guy inside asked me: Would you like to hab-i-tat?
*Gets out of car*
That was a wheel-y tire-ing day.
*During a Storm*
Woah, look at the wind doe, through the window.
Anne Frankly, I did nazi that coming. Did jew?
"Did Jew" was the neinth pun in these examples.
You're ruining my concentration. Camp you quiet down?
Well, I gas I could.
Auschwitz one was the best? Israeli hard to choose.
