A: Know any good jokes?
B: Yeah. A young man got a new job at a
funeral home preparing bodies for
burial. On his first day his boss explained that he would just need to watch and learn but he could begin by
undressing the body while the boss went in another room to prepare. After a few minutes the young man burst into the room where the boss was and exclaimed, "Boss! That woman has a shrimp stuck in her vagina!". The boss was shocked "No way! I've gotta see this.". So they both went to see the body and the young man pointed "You see...". The boss
chuckled to himself. "That's no shrimp. That's a clitoris". The young man, was confused. "A clitoris? Well it sure tasted like shrimp!"
A: Haha gross. I didn't expect that. Good sucker punch line.