Define Punched In The Face Meaning

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.

A game in which the goal is lolz. The way to play is simple. You must make a sign that says "Punch to the Face" and draw a fist under it. You must then place that sign in a hidden spot where someone will find it. Rules for hiding:

1. The sign cannot be placed the open.
2. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign in the same place as before.
3. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign where someone else has hidden one.
4. You cannot force someone or trick someone into seeing a sign.
5. No lame spots

The Punch to the Face can be any size and be made in anyway you can imagine. The more creative the better.

Should you be a victim of a truly epic Punch to the Face sign, you must shout to the heavens in anguish as though God himself has punched you in the Face.

When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.

The act of using words to create the same feeling generated by being punched in the face.

A term given to a person, usually a man, that has an excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. They pretty much look like huge assholes, you'll know one when you see one. They may not necessarily be an asshole. Jack Nicholson and AJ Pierzynski have intense punch me faces.

Sometimes, someone will threaten to punch you in the face when you have upset them to some degree. This is considered, amongst the lower primates (see bro), to be one of the best ways to win an argument. Typically, the implication is that, by punching you in the face, the "victor" would be vindicated. Also, this often implies that you are a gigantic faggot... as opposed to the guy punching you... who is always totally straight.

Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.

The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring total consciousness and a plethora of lulz.

When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.

V. To stimulate the penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.