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Define Purchase Meaning

Purchase
Female genitalia. Lady parts. The female equivalent of a package.

I saw Donald Trump grab her right in the purchase.

It's called a purchase, because sooner or later you're going to pay for it.
By Kissee
Purchase
Bristol uk. to recieve something. to own.

'...can i get a bit of purchase on that reefa?'
By Sheilah
Purchase
to purchase something is to take something without paying for it. this is also know as stealing.

girl 1: i'm so hungry
girl 2: buy some food then
girl 1: i aint got any money
girl 2: purchase some food then
By Sharline
Purchase
download from the Internet

I've purchased the software...
Did you purchase that song yet?
By Ariella
Purchased
The act of being owned. Another way of saying owned, because once you purchase something, you then own it.

Guy 1: OH! YOU GOT PURCHASED!
Guy 2: awww :(

2. Im gonna purchase you, bitch.

3. Look out, or I will purchase you.
By Camellia
Purchase
1. Verb: To purchase is to buy something.
2. Adjective: Describes something that is worth buying

1. Can I purchase some weed please?
2. Those shoes were a purchase, they were only £30!
By Sheela
Purchasement
A thing that Audrey wanes away her life looking up as a word, jsut to proove Chris wrong, but alas... she is unsuccessful because it is a word.

Definition: To buy or barter for a gift

That ugly sweater Audrey is wearing is a TERRIBLE purchasement
By Xenia
Proof Of Purchase
The somewhat fishy smell left on your fingers after fingering a girl. It can prove to your buddy you hooked up with a girl.

"You want your proof of purchase *sniff*? THERE's your proof of purchase."
By Starlin
Pitty Purchasing
A secret form of manipulation commonly used by 4-14 year olds to get what they want. They often use this after receiving bad news, going to do or have just done something hard, or after doing something good. They use pitty as a good excuse to buy or do something that they would normally not be able to do or buy otherwise.

-Moooommmmmm, the dentist really hurt!!! Can we go to the toy store?
-No.
-Please........... It really hurts...............Owwwww.......
-No.

2 minutes later

-I'm sorry for being so annoying.... I'm over it....Owwwww.
-Would you stop trying to get me to do pitty purchasing. And we didn't even go to the dentist, you got a haircut.
-Awkward....
By Shaun
Virtue-purchase
Similar to virtue signalling but done by means of buying trendy goods or services so as to display one's sense of contrived self-superiority: items such as books by politically correct authors, garish artwork purported to save rain-forests, or FairTrade coffee that makes the buyer feel woke; faddishly leftist buying habits that conform to intersectionality and other expressions of socially popular SJW pseudoscience, especially popular among university students.

Asheleigh-Meghan isn't going to actually read Michelle Obama's new book. She just bought it to put on the coffee table in case one of her black classmates shows up unexpectedly. It's more of a virtue-purchase.
By Alina