Define Pygmy Meaning

Pygmy
1. n. Mythological runt version of the human being thriving prior to the time of christ in the Middle east and areas of North Africa especially associated with Egypt 2.n. undersized overly angry constantly menstrating rat bastard excuse for a modern civilized human being

May be if you ate a bit son you'd be more than just a pygmy.
By Donnamarie
Pygmy

"yo look at that hot momma"
"yea to bad she got a pygmy"
"damn!"
By Ronnica
Pygmy
1.Greek Mythology. A member of a race of dwarfs.
2.A member of any of various peoples, especially of equatorial Africa and parts of southeast Asia, having an average height less than 5 feet (127 centimeters). Not in scientific use.
3.A short, whiny, undeveloped, possibly malnurished teenage girl who loves to pet puppy dogs and play MallTalk. Stalked and masturbated over by Glenn.
4.Anything small

"That girl looks like she's ten yet she's in her third year of college. What a pygmy!"
By Dinnie
Pygmy
The black squishy stuff stuck between Elephants toes!

oh no! here comes a herd of elephants
LOOK out Pygmy!
SQUELCH!
By Donnie
Pygmy
Generally a short, long-haired youth (male). It is not uncommon to find they have rat-features.
Likes to think that they are musically talented. In reality, they are not as their fingers cannot stretch beyond two strings.

'What's that? Short with long hair? Ah! Pygmy'
By Anastassia
Pygmy Penis
A very small penis scaled in proportion to a very small person, usually it takes a significant amount of hunting through a thick black forest to find the Pygmy Penis.

You horrible little Pygmy Penis
By Melesa
Velcro Pygmies
the most kick ass cover band with the hottest band members

Hey guys... let's go watch the velcro pygmies... i heard they were awesome
By Tabbatha
Pygmy Goat
You the GOAT and cute. Cute af and also GOAT. Basically you’re the god damn queen/king of it all.

David Beckham isn’t just the GOAT, he’s Pygmy GOAT. Because he’s fine and the GOAT soccer player.
By Christiane
Mental Pygmy
A person lacking the logical or cognitive constructual ability to grasp what the situation is about or what is actually going on around them! Can also be applied to groups of people (mental pygmies).

The mental pygmy just doesn't get it.
I'm fed up with explaining it to the mental pygmy.
By Phyllys
Pygmy Shrew
The pygmy shrew is a fascinating creature, the smallest animal in God's Kingdom. The shrew is almost completely blind, and must rely on its barely adequare sense of smell to avoid its natural predators... the fox, the badger, the cat, the dog, the bear, the dolphin, the donkey, the bat, the crayfish, the buffalo, the saw, the polar bear, the crab, the plane, the monkey, the saw, the fork, the banshee, the harpsichord, the common-earthworm, and other shrews. The shrew is so tiny that it cannot maintain body heat without constant exposure to sunlight. In the winter, most will not survive... The shrew's young are born utterly hairless, and will remain so for the rest of their lives. They are entirely dependent on their mother - most of whom die in labor. The mothers that do survive face a grim future, hunted and killed by their young for sport. 99% of the baby shrews will not survive their first night unless they are found by a kindly shrew farm attendant...

By Lisabeth