Goofus: Hey DAWG! You mind throwing a couple of beach towels in the bathroom!? I got a bad case of Quavo after thinking it was a good idea to eat at Arbys and then wash it down with a 2 liter of
Kerns Guava fruit juice. I shat non-stop for a good 3 minutes straight and filled enough diarrhea in the toilet to rise above my balls and spill over the rim of the bowl. Its all hot pink, it looks like I digested a few hi-lighters, a couple glow sticks and a
lisa frank folder . Theres just too much for toilet paper to handle!
And can you do me a favor and throw an automotive Chamois cloth in the freezer for a few minutes and throw it in here too? I haven't wiped my ass yet and my asshole is
sorer than a republican senator after failing to pass a
healthcare bill.
Gallant: ...The Fuck?