Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and
burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack
gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.
My wife wouldn't
sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the
sams club brand
tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.
