Guy: "Let's see....I've been on the PC and have been on various websites and contracted various viruses....I've tried to breed the cat and the dog....and I've experimented on
hobos...I think I'll go outside".
Hobo: "Thanks to
that kid's Rainy Day Syndrome, I now have 8 fingers on each hand and a rather large phallus protruding from my
spinal cord".