Define Real Men Meaning

Real Men
"Real Men" is a phrase which literally means "Douche Bags Like Me" (or singular - "A Douche Bag Like Me") and is generally used by men who do not realize they are douche bags.

Real Men don't drink that imported microbrew shit. -> Douche Bags Like Me don't drink that imported microbrew shit.

A Real Man would never drive a Lexus -> A Douche Bag Like Me would never drive a Lexus.
By Bertie
Real Men
1. guys with chest hair
2. guys who thig they are tough
3. guys with big feet
4. women with big feet
5 women with mustaches

real men take it up the azz
By Lorinda
Real Men
real man: "a man who can't touch his toes for Nuts."

Kim:"omg, look at the crackers on that guy, betcha he can't touch his toes"
By Margi
Real Men
Real Men is defined as a Male who does not use straws ever, to start a enviornmental movement to save the turtles.

Waitress from Top Golf, "Here's your water" . Real men replies, "SAVE THE TURTLES!"
By Kevina
Real Men
Real men skrt on the urinal and drink lean

Human 1:Yo homie wanna watch The Goonies?
Human 2: Sure my du-
Alien: YO MY NIGGAS REAL MEN WATCH octonauts the movie
By Ursala
Real Men Of Genius
All of the funny Bud Lite ads that are played on the radio. It was originally known as Real American Heroes, but after 9/11 they felt that the term was unacceptable because of the acts of heroism that occured on that day.

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you
Mr. Silent killer gas passer (Mr. Silent killer gas passer)
Last night, you had the enchilada combo platter
This morning, the three-cheese omelet with broccoli
This afternoon, you're a ticking time-bomb
(tick, tick, tick, tick)
Because of you a simple elevator ride is suddenly a
42-floor plummet into the very bowels of hell
(You take my breath away)
Who did it? Who cares.
Sweet mercy, please, just someone light a match
(sweet, sweet mercy)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light O ninja of the nasty
And while you're at it, crack open a window
(Mr. Silent killer gas passer)
By Helli
Real Men Wear Pink
This phrase was first used as an excuse to wear pink. Some guys would wear pink then try to mock their non-pink wearing counterparts for not being comfortable with their masculinity and other such bs.

However, recently, it has become a way to support breast cancer awareness and research. During the month of October, men will wear pink on Fridays to support breast cancer awareness. The pink will often come in the form of a tie or lapel pin but could include almost any article of clothing. Its counter part, No Shave November, is also gaining steam as a way to raise cancer awareness.

Jack took part in Real Men Wear Pink in October to support breast cancer awareness. The next month, he took part in No Shave November to support testicular cancer awareness.
By Shandra
Real Men Wear Pink
A campaign run by the National Breast Cancer Foundation, encouraging men to wear pink to show their support of breast cancer research. Breast cancer can affect both women and men, so the campaign aims to promote key statistics around the occurrence of breast cancer and raise money for breast cancer research.

John decided to join the Real Men Wear Pink Campaign and wear a pink tutu every day to work for a month! He raised $1000 for the National Breast Cancer Foundation to fund breast cancer research and his colleagues took lots of photos and shared them with the #realmenwearpink hashtag.
By Charo
Real Men Wear Pink
a marketing ploy phrase used by retail conglomerates to print on baby pink t-shirts/hoodies so young males with no identity can reassure themselves and indifferent bypassers of his own miniscule and suffering masculinity.

a mindset or cheesy quip to explain away the regret/buried shame of why you ever purchased that hideous pink polo in the first place and are actually wearing it.

Friend: Eww man! What's with the shirt? You look like gay Pepto Bismol.
Self-righteous fashion victim: Real Men Wear Pink! humph.
By Isabel
Real Men Love Jesus
Christian heterosexual human males that were born male, and believes himself to be male, (so no puppets or androids) show affection towards another male who lived 2000 years ago named Jesus, who is also the one and only Son of the God of the Christian tradition. This love is one of admiration and worship, not necessarily sexual in nature.

Real men love Jesus, so I don't think that Pinocchio counts.
By Marjory