Define Reality Meaning

Reality
A delusionary mental status caused by a pronounced deficiency of alcohol in the bloodstream

I need a beer because all this reality is too much to handle.
By Linell
Reality
The one thing that prevents us from leading perfect lives. No matter hard you try to block it out, it's always there, crushing all of the fantastical endeavors you dream up.

Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Reality: Hey you. Yeah, you. Ever wanted to break away from the hopelessly flawed human race, and become everything you've ever dreamed of? Well TOO FUCKING BAD, I'm here to prevent you because I'm a bitch like that >:I
By Jeanette
Reality
(1)working 50 hours a week until the day you die, in order to maintain a "decent" life,
(2)having no excitement in your life unless you choose to slack off and not work,
(3)leaving this planet the same way you entered, naked and cold.
(4)busting your ass to afford your bills while some cocksucker with rich parents gets everything handed to him for free.

reality is my anti-drug.
By Julietta
Reality
A hallucination caused by lack of drink and drugs.

By Lilli
Reality
something that exists independently of ideas concerning it

No matter how many times you say the wall isn't real, you still can't walk through it
By Nessy
Reality

"Humans define their reality through suffering and misery." - Agent Smith, The Matrix
By Roz
Reality
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

"Hmmm? You know I had a speech, you know, my... my integrated-projected-global-tele-network system bloody system-system. But you know, if that's what the worlds coming to I don't want to be in it. No I don't want that. I don't want to be in some sort of cyber-space-hypervirtual bloody reality. I don't want that- exchanging e-mails with some old age bloody hippies with more information at their fingertips than is safe to know about. I don't want that! What kind of reality is that, huh, you know, with a thirteen-amp plug on the end of it? Huh? Huh?... That can be un-plugged like that? Come-on I'm going." Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous
By Miof Mela
Reality
That horrible time between sleep, and the internet.

Id rather sleep than be in reality
By Lula
Reality
Reality has become a commodity.

When money dictates the content of Wikipedia entries, reality may be defined by the highest bidder.
By Emmalynn
Reality
Reality ree-al-i-tee: noun.
A crutch for people who cannot handle drugs.

Frank couldn't handle that '151, so he decided to cling to reality instead.
By Corey