Define Recondite Meaning

Recondite
The state of or acting Obscure or Ridiculous

that bitch-hoe was acting recondite, we should give that hoe da pimp slap.
By Charlene
Ham Reconditioning
When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!

George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.
By Glenine