Define Reed Meaning

Reed
A synonym for Jesus. Studly black jesus, not that crappy, whitewashed jesus you see in the Passion.

Have you accepted Reed Christ as your savior?

Reed Christ had dreads, so shake em. I aint got none but I'm plannin on growin some.
By Moira
Reed
the nigga who finna fuck that bitch payton crouse

A-"ay yo im tryna hit that payton bitch?"
B-"na she w reed g"
A-*😔😔😔
By Marrissa
Reed
A guy who jokes about a girl, but is actually very serious about her. Generally very smart, and has lots of acne. Not good at sports, but always makes people laugh.

"You see that guy? He's such a Reed"
"That lucky girl"
By Nydia
Reed
a pot smoking jew who is lazy.

look at that reed kid with his afro
By Shalne
Reed
The word reed is fisrtly a water plant which grows on bank of rivers, but also can be used as an insult which is to call someone a (geek) or someone who is abnoxious.

"your such a freakin reed, get out of my life and shut up!"
or
"hey reed why dont you go and eat a decroded piece of crap"
By Rianon
Reed
a guitar playing doucher that probably brags about how many times he can skip a rock and cries after sex. only friends are other reeds

"Look at Reed over there flirting with the lunch ladies."
By Gweneth
Reed
To be minimally hung. Typically, men with this name are also hermaphrodites. In rare cases, a reed will possess an entirely foreign sexual organ, alien to our planet and completely useless to the female, although quite stimulating among gay males.

I just had the worst sex ever. He was such a reed.
By Casandra
Reed
to snitch on somebody or something, especially one of your close friends.

Man, you just got reeded out yesterday by him.
By Katuscha
Reede
A super amazing girl, who is always there for you no matter what and will always stick up for you.
She's also super beautiful and drop-dead gorgeous.

"Luckily reede yelled at that bitch to shut the fuck up when she started talking shit about me"
By Nanice
Reed
To be a manly, sexy male that works hard and looks good while doing it. He is strongheaded and tells it like it is. When Reed knows what he wants he goes after it. Very respectful and melts to the most important women in his life. He stands up for himself and for the people he loves. All around a great guy to have around.

Mess with Reed and he'll mess you up!
By Gui