1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and
reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until
5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will
applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.
The choice to
disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.
The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the
shaver doesn’t
foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.
The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard
ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.