re-router, noun. A woman, who during sexual intercourse, without any prior
indication or communication, suddenly inserts the man's
dick into her asshole, thereby "rerouting" the course
of the cock.
"I was fucking this cougar bitch
and my dick slipped out so the bitch grabbed my cock and stuck it
back in. I looked down and my dick was in her asshole! The fucking bitch was a rerouter!"