Define Restaurant Meaning

Restaurant

i eat at a restaurant.
By Tommie
Restaurant
A place where you throw food at unsuspecting customers.

"Yeah, I went to the restaurant to throw food at my mom, and that's how she died from a spoon to the face"
By Sallyann
Restaurant
A place where you work after you have given up on your dreams. The restaurant industry, second only to organized crime, is responsible for the most ruined lives of any profession. Your role in a restaurant largely determines your quality of life. For instance, the average hostess or busboy will be less depressed than the average waiter or manager. And the average cook has killed 7 people in his life. If you think that any restaurant is sanitary, even the most fine dining establishments, you are dumber than the felon cooks who finger your food with cocaine and germ-covered hands. Moving up in a restaurant means moving down in life, so if one ever finds themselves working in a restaurant, they should use their tips to buy a handgun, and shoot themselves right in front of a table that just began eating.

Zach: I do research at the local university, what do you do?

Nick: I am a server at a restaurant.

Zach: Oh...I'm sorry
By Jobey
Restaurant
You may eat food in a restaurant but would you return? You can eat food anywhere even out of a paper bag whilst you are walking down the street. Is that a restaurant? Allow me to up grade the definition. A restaurant is a place that offers well prepared food at a reasonable price.
The management and staff offer both first class hospitality and service. Usually the staff of a good restaurant are sent on regular training courses to guarantee that a high standard is always maintained and they work as a team to create a pleasant atmosphere for their clientele making them feel as comfortable as they would be if they were in their own homes.

The Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland is one of the best in the country. It should be on the itinerary of every person visiting the north of Ireland for business or pleasure
By Seka
The Restaurants
Applebees, Grand China Buffet, Chiles, Princess Maria Diner, Blue Swan.
The meeting places for the Gang of Jack S.

When the Gang shows up everyone else gets the fuck out of there.
By Marje
Restaurants
What a womans tits become when she gets pregnant.

Damn my tits hurt.Thats because they just became restaurants.
By Aubine
Restaurant
A place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

By Tatum
Hooters Restaurant
A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.

There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.
By Bonita
Restaurant Rambo
People who fake or exaggerate veteran's status for perks such as discounts, free meals and prestige.

Look at the restaurant Rambo over there, wearing Walmart camouflage to get a free meal.
By Kerry
Restaurant Gene
The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.

"That crazy bitch has the restaurant gene. I'm outta here.
By Merrie