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Define Retarded As Fuck Meaning

Retarded Monkey Fuck
Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
By Vallie
Retarded Fuck
GOOGLE.COM

Google.com is an enormous retarded fuck.
By Dagmar
Retarded Fucking Assholes
complete fucking douchebags

see words guitar.com and misc etc.

misc tards are dumber than a fat retard playin in his own shit
By Aloysia
Like Two Retards Fucking
When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.

Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
By Sherill
Even Retards Get To Fuck Sometimes
when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.
By Bella
Retarded As Fuck
Someone extremely dumb that knows fucking nothing

Alex: john you are retarded as fuck you dumb bitch
By Helene