Define Retort Meaning

to display an example and/or to repeat.

- verb

1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.

2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.

3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.

- noun

4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.

5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.

6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.

7) An industrial pressure cooker.

Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.

When someone is so retarded that they become retorted

say something in answer to a remark or accusation, typically in a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive manner.

1. A metaphysical wrestler

2. A show on the YouTube channel Balboa Dean

3. Physically Challenged Wrestler

A Retort is when you:
1. Fart
2. Suck your fart back up
3. And Fart again

For when you don’t want to say retard or you’re too polite to say it

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

A political website run by a failed web publisher, populated almost exclusively by homebound seniors and pathetic trolls. The regulars argue about the same 5 topics on a daily basis, fleck spittle onto their computer screens, and generally waste their worthless lives.