Define Reverse Order Meaning

Reverse Order
taking your morning poop AFTER you take your morning shower

"Man, I was so bummed I pulled a reverse order this morning. Now I'll have monkey butt all day!"
By Karla
REVERSE MAIL-ORDER
A 40-50something western-educated doctor/engineer/venture capitalist who marries...or arranges to marry an American white girl.He is usually Indian,Persian,or Arab and smitten with things Western.She's usually 30something,educated,sorta hot in that"polished babe" kinda way.

BANKER 1:"See Mahmoods' new bride? Rather attractive blonde.
Wonder what his family thinks."

BANKER 2:"REVERSE MAIL-ORDER.Wonder if she's been to dinner
yet."(mild chuckle)
By Ashely