A once-badass
declaration of one's dedication to the art, science, and lifestyle of
motorcycling, which has sadly been usurped by
fucking idiots who also say 'bae', 'fleek', and 'squad goals' but can't tell the difference between 'they're', 'their', and 'there'.
Me, who rides, speaking to my buddies: "Ride or die, bro!" *does a
vroom*
Makeup tutorial moron, who doesn't ride, speaking to the
Interwebs: "OMG SO LIEK MY RIDE OR DIE MASCARA IS-" at which point I stab my eardrums with a
K-bar.