Define Right Here Meaning

Right Here!
a derogatory expression, usually put at the end of a sentence, but can also be used alone. One often uses this expression while grabbing his genitals. However, without this gesture, it can be used to inconspicuously insult another person, or to cover up when accidentally caught using it in the direct manner. You can be creative with it!

Direct-
Nagging Wife: "I need you to make a run to Target and get a few things for me."
Husband: "Yea, right. I got your target RIGHT HERE!" (w/gesture)

Indirect/Inconspicuous-
"Sure you can have some of my beer, and if you need anything else, help will be RIGHT HERE." (w/out gesture)

Direct with Cover-Up-
Jerk: "Get a real job!"
Richard: "Psh, RIGHT HERE!" (w/gesture)
Jerk: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Richard: "I said I got a real job RIGHT HERE!" (w/out gesture)
By Daffy
Right Here
Right here is a phrase used along with the "ok" symbol you can create with your hand. Normally, people will use "right here"when something is just right, and overall good.

Keep in note that this phrase should only be used in good situations. Something that was amazing and over encumbered you with joy should not be defined using "right here"

That pizza was "right here"

Man that party last night was "right here"

That chicks ass is "right here"

-I just bought this shirt from the store?
-How does it feel?
-"Right here"
By Martica
This Shit Right Here!
When a person, usually high, smiles/giggles and points repeatedly at an object. Usually showing how much awesomeness that thing has.

After toking the pipe, my buddy handed me a bag of jerky. I showed my appreciation and joy by giving it the this shit right here!
By Lonni
This Nigga Right Here
A nigga that is in the same place as you and getting on your last nerve.

Boy: aye let me have some

Girl: if this nigga right here don't get out my damn face talking bout can he have some smh
By Filide
Ms. Right Here
A term used to encourage men to just go for the first piece of ass available instead of waiting for a potential soulmate that may never come.

Guy: "I don't know...when will I ever meet Ms. Right?"
Friend: "Forget Ms. Right! Got for Ms. Right Here!"
By Leelah
I'm Right Here
Infering that you have a gun or are ready to catch the heads.

Guy 1.Bitch ill fuck yo ass up!
Guy 2. Mutha fugga I'm right here,I'm right here!! (lifting his shirt and showing a gun tucked in his pants)
By Selia
Type In Any Fucking Word Right Here
Type in your fucking definition right here

Type in any fucking word right here
By Greta
Yes Officer This Post/comment Right Here.
Used when your mate just accidentally mentioned their frequent consumption of ABDL dwarf porn

Person 1: "Guys, its ok to sleep with your cousin right?"

Person 2: "Yes officer this post/comment right here."
By Janette
Not Here Right Now
A term for getting high - A term you can use to tell your friends during public events or even in front of teachers that you are high.

Hunter: Dude are you here right now?
Me: Naw man I'm Soooo not here right now
By Clary
Ope Lemme Just Sneak Right Past Ya Here
the most Minnesotan thing one could ever say.
often accompanied by a thick Minnesota accent

person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
By Carlene