1. "Dude, Nathan got riskied tonight."
"
PILLOW PANTS....
YOWZA!"
2. "Hi everyone. I'm a
gay virgin."
"Dude, I can't believe you said that."
"I was just kidding...my brother wanted me to say that."
3. "I love pokemon and anime, but I don't want to tell anyone because I'm afraid I'll get riskied"