Define Ritter Meaning

Ritter
Stupid assholes who sit around Subway parking lot drinking beer and showing off their big trucks.

HER: The ritters have their own way of looking cool.
HIM: Oh yeah? What would that be?
HER: Sitting in Subway parking lot, showing off their big trucks because they have small penises.
HIM: Fucking ritters.
By Anya
Ritter
to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").

Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!
By Carri
Ritter
Polite way of saying "ugly"

Man, you looked so ritter today.
By Tallia
Ritter

get the ritter
By Dorette
Ritter
Rhyming slang derived from the word shitter to describe an anal opening.

i did your mum up the ritter last night...

that mop bucket smells like a ritter!
By Mora
Ritter
Commonly found in the parking lots of small towns in Utah. Driving lifted trucks that barely run, listening to country, wearing camo every day, and rolling coal, these people are mentally slow and all around idiots.

Watch out for the ritters after dark!
By Berny
Ritter
1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens

2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.

1) "Guards, call the ritters to defend the castle."
By Aleece
Rittered
To get completely fucked in honour of the late John Ritter.

"whoa man, Costa is rittered, he drank wayyy too much.
By Darline
Ritter
Someone who has convinced/ convinces people to smoke/ get high for their first time.

"Dude! Dude! Smoke that chronic! Yeeeah hit dat shit!" Said the Ritter to the innocent child.
By Ailee
Rittered
When the death of a celebrity overshadows the death of a different celebrity on the same day. When Johnny Cash passed away the news paid more attention to the passing of John Ritter.

Farrah Fawcett was so rittered by the death of Michael Jackson...
By Sue