roadmen are teenage boys from London and wear puffer jackets (moncler,mochino,canada goose) which are mostly fake and wear shoes that are faker than katie prices tits. If you incounter one of these species you need to to know how to speak their language (skrilla, peak, man, fam, G, calm, fire, gased, opp, ends, bare.) They also carry a fanny pack or a shoulder bag holding mostly a splif or two and a trusty shank used to scare off opps (oppisite gangmember.) Even though they may try to make them self seem hard by hanging out the local macies down the road, they go home to choose what car daddys going to drive tommorow or decide what time their going to go to bed
ay G my man over there is a mad roadman you get me
someone who get money without working as example trapping fraud. Normally in a gang. Most likely beefs with rival ends. Wears tracksuits and puffy jackets but if they are really making p you'll see them i n loubs and gucci.
normal person 1: haha Reece is such a roadman
normal person 2: Yeh, he wears black air forces, Adidas tracksuits, has a beanie and has half their hair shaved off
normal person 1: No.
He got run over on the road.
By Selle
Roadman
brother species to the chav. A roadman’s true love is the iconic north face black puffer jacket paired with some nike sweats and air max 97s. Chav girls love to date the roadman who acts the most hard. Use phrases such as “safe 1 my g” and “init bruv”.
Girl: Do you think he’s a chav?
Roadman: Nah fam I ain’t no chav init, look at my north face jacket bruv.
Girl : Wow he acts so hard I love it.
By Julissa
Roadman
Roadmen are an evolved form of the chav which is now an endangered species living in their mums basement recording their next SoundCloud rap with their mate big Dave and Donnie G. The roadman comes from between the ages of 12-18 who cant speak regular English and will only be able to understand you if you use these words in every sentence
-bruv
-blud
-wagwan
-piffting
-peng
-init
If these creatures get aggravated they will spread their arms and shout "YOU WANNA GO BRUV?!" This is your only chance to escape, if you do not run their mates Big Gaz and G-Dot will get involved, calling you a Bati boy. But this is all merely a defence mechanise and despite what they say they will rarely attack.
typical teenage boys who drop out of school and instead do these things:
Smokes weed
wears tracksuit bottoms with bomber jacket
rides around the area on bikes
commit crimes (robbery in particular)
shows aggressive and intimidating behavior
lives on benefits
acts tough/ hard *slang for tough*
Chill in shady areas on in front of fast food restaurants
*note if you want to be a roadman you must do most/all of the things above*
