Define Rod Meaning

Rod

I woke up this morning with a wicked rod!
By Leanna
Rod

Vadim has a microscopic "rod"!!!
By Missy
Rod

Then I got a really hard rod!
By Katine
Rod
Rod is a great guy who is really hard to get to know. He makes a lot of dirty jokes and is sometimes extremely vulgar but once you get to know the real him, you will never want to let him go. He is sort of a fuckboy but is extremely attractive. Once you have him in your sites, he will haunt your dreams for a week. His body is mesmerizing and is possibly the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. He is the most wonderful looking man you will ever lay your eyes on. Damn.

"Damn. Did you see the new guy rose? He is SOOO hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard that he slept with Julie."

"Rod told the funniest dirty joke today!"
"Yeah, that guys the best."
By Ilene
Rod
A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...

Yo man want to go smoke a rod?
By Hannis
Rod
a big ass dick that can fuck girls just how they want there pussy to get fucked. hard and smooth. a penise bigger than size 6 for dicks.

that girl wanted my rod because she new it would fuck her right.
By Rey
Rod
A stronger degree of calling someone a tool(a.k.a. an asshole). Meant to emphasize more of an asshole nature

I always knew Joe D. was a total rod
By Viola
Rod
an egotistical arrogant whore of a titty bar dj

DJ : "I'll play what I feel like playin when I feel like it for who ever i feel like. AND you have to tip me..."
Stripper: "Fuck you, you fucking ROD"
By Krystle
Rod
A person posessing a small penis

That rod is always copying david's look
By Gianina
Rod
Short for nimrod or ramrod; but it's just a rod...

Last night I thought my friend was a tool - but I realized he was the entire toolshed, no, not the toolshed, he was the biggest ROD in the toolshed.
By Dulce