Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only
funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous
for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two
Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.
Customer: Fork
Handles
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork
handles. Handles for
forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper