The single most amazing
lifeform to have ever achieved sentience in this universe, and all others. On rare occasions, a Rutger may
allow you to be wrong. He won't really be wrong, he'll just grant you
the illusion of being right.
"Dude, have you seen the
remote?" "No.. what do you think I am, a Rutger or something?"
When Chuck Norris was
twelve years old, he prayed for facial hair, and his wish was mercifully
granted by Rutger