Define Rutgers Meaning

Rutgers University is a state university in New Brunswick, New Jersey and is also the largest university in the state, having approximately 30,000 undergraduates. It is home to the division one football team, The Scarlet Knights. Rutgers' football program isn't particularly spectacular, however the students have been known to become roudy and agressive at games, especially towards the male cheerleaders of rival teams. Academic quality varies from department to department at Rutgers but is ranked higher than other state universities in New Jersey such as Montclair State or TCNJ. The long standing rumor that Rutgers undergraduates are plagued by STDs is totally false. Those statistics came from a survey that nobody took seriously, however the female undergraduate's sexual prowess IS equivocal of their male counterparts. (see Hock). Visiting females often are unaware and are subsequently solicited into the one night stand by the men on Guilden Street.

One freakin' awesome school. Where nobody gives a shit about you, and you don't give a shit about them. Smoke it up, sex it up, and sleep like its nobody's business. Who cares!

College in NJ that I go to. Pretty cool, big campus, okay people. Most kids in NJ probably know atleast 50 kids they graduated with that go here.

where the meat is

Purgatory where people who couldn't pay for a better school go until they get into a real graduate/medical/law school.

public university located in new brunswick, new jersey. rutgers has great food(fat sandwiches and pizza), the football games are fun, and there's lots classes to choose from. with that being said... the school continues to desperately hang on to the obscure fact that the first college football game was played here, and desperately continues to hang onto the "public ivy" nametag. parties are usually awful since they tend to revolve around guido infested frats. professors are hit and miss since apparently you don't need to speak english to get a job here. located in a shit city. everyone seems to be here because they slacked off in high school, because the in-state tuition is cheap, or because it's got name recognition. and generally if you plan on having sex with a scarlet knight, you may want to wrap it. twice.

STD Capital of the world!!! 82%STD Rate

the nastiest most std infected school in the entire world. only school in america where non english speaking foreigners can get a job as professors. School where professors fail kids like its their job (maybe it is their job, seriously). home of half of the world's asian and indian population. home of the greatest newspaper in the world, THE MEDIUM!

A largest university in New Jersey where students are not spoonfed like other universities. The premiere public university of New Jersey. Home of the now famous grease trucks. Constantly plagued by retards spreading urban legend of having a high rate of STDs.

The single most amazing lifeform to have ever achieved sentience in this universe, and all others. On rare occasions, a Rutger may allow you to be wrong. He won't really be wrong, he'll just grant you the illusion of being right.