"What happened to Ashley? I didn't see her yesterday ."
"You didn't hear? She got
wine drunk during shark week, went out at three in the morning, ate a Tijuana McGangbang Sabor Supreme while watching
Westworld and crying, missed both her Organic Chemistry final and track practice, lost her scholarship and ended up having to move back to Pensacola to work at her
stepdad's used car lot."