us: hey saeed
, how you doing
saeed: i'm bald
us: aren't you forgetting somehting?
saeed: like what. i'm failing, i'm old, i can't get it up
saeed: hmm, maybe the fact that i'm full of shit and am a compulsive wanker?
us: hmm. no
: i'm short was-fat wannabe nigger?
Us: no... you're a fag
saeed: oh yeah i forgot