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Safety
An exclamation used as a warning immediately following a fart, made by the farter

"Safety! I would keep walking forward, quickly, if I were you."
By Carey
Safety
Is not a joke. The carrying of weapons (must bring your own) is often encouraged to enhance safety. When pushed to the limit, safety is not guranteed. Due compensation is usually rendered when one returns from an operation that may call safety into question. Undertaking a difficult task (such as time travel) with someone who has only done it once before is not safe, but highly encouraged.

"We're going to hunt sabretooth tigers, and safety is not guranteed. Better bring your own weapons."

"Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. Safety not guranteed."

"Sean Connery knows nothing of safety, hes only done this once before."
By Marylee
Safety
an extension of safe as a positive response or discription

"I just scored sum bad ass weed"

"safety"

By Corine
Safety
On the defessive side of football. Defenders,(strong safety, and free safety) main purpose is to make sure nobody can break through for a long run, or a pass, the last people to defend until you reach the touchdown. Extra Help, almost anywhere on the field.

Ken Hamlin "the hammer" is a safety that hits hard!!!!

GO SEAHAWKS!!!
By Zaneta
Safety
A chick who you keep around because she's always down to bang. She is usually called upon when you have failed with every chick at the bar and are too wasted to put together a coherent sentence, or when you have hit a dry spell. Rarely does one hang out with or talk to a safety sober.

Guy 1: Dude, it's 4am, and every chick has turned us down at least twice. Also, I'm pretty sure those last 6 shots of tequila were a mistake
Guy 2: Let's take 5 more shots
Guy 1: No doubt! Lemme just text my safety that I'm coming over, cause I really need to put my penis inside something.
Guy 2: word, me too.
By Perle
Safety
Irie. Herb. Marijuana. All of the above. Smoking ganja, one is "safe". Ganja is "safety" as is the process of smoking it. West Coast. oregon

Let's take a safety break.
Are you safe?
Safety comes first.
By Reeta
Safety
Safety is the act of saving urself when u say somethin stupid and u dont get a SAVE ME ONE CHOP!

SAFETY!SAFETY! I meant to say dat u dont hav di bi di i ur mouf u hav di bi pussy i ur mouf BITCH!
By Fredra
Safety
A code-word of the "gruellerese" dialect to denote fruity buds.

Does anybody have any safety materials? I'm so unsafe right now!
By Willa
Safety
a myth known to man

(child) mommy what does safe mean?
(mother) it means safety.
(child) what does safety mean
(mother) its a myth
By Corry
Safety
Yet another definition that has nothing to do with the real word, yet some punk who was angered by my previous definition of prep created the false illusion that he could "get me back" by writing an extreme half-assed, archaic insult that looks like it was pounded out by 1000 chimpanzees on 1000 type writers.

Punk: "Oh no, after reading that definition of what a prep really is, I mistuck my heroin needle into my wrist and nearly bled to death. But it's all good, because IM SO FULL OF PAIN AND SUFFERING, WAAH. By the way, I think I'll write a cheesy comeback toward hatred."

hatred: "They say if you let 1000 chimpanzees on 1000 type writers... Sooner or later, one will make an offensive insult. That was not it."
By Emmi