An obese man who lives in the sewer and wears expensive clothing. He battles oversized
alligators and eats them. He is a legend in his own mind. He has bright
orange skin and looks like
John Madden.
He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my
drain in my
bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..
Dude2: wtf??
Dude3: lmao
Dude1: .... i'm being serious
Dude2: ???
Dude3: you think it was samuel?
Dude1:
who the fuck is samuel?