The San Diego
Padres are one of the only Major League Baseball teams to have never won a World Series. In the early days of the franchise, the team dressed in shit-brown uniforms and consistently came in last place. Then they changed their uniforms and still came in last. Their fans are a bunch of whiny bandwagoners who cannot even dress themselves let alone speak proper English. Everyone agrees that the team should
throw in the towel and stop wasting everyone's time with their minor league highjinks. The fans worship Tony
Gwynn, a singles hitter with the waistline of a small ocean liner. The team is the epitomy of the term 'loser'.
Guy 1: I just saw
the San Diego Padres in their
new stadium!
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?