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Schmidt
1) Kairos terminology for Shit.

2) Bro Love

Dude... you da schmidt, bro
By Maggi
Schmidt
(verb) To massively overreact to the truth, based on Google CEO Eric Schmidt's overreaction to CNET when they showed how much information Google could access by searching on his name. This male diva declared Google would not talk to CNET for a year.

Ashlee Simpson schmidted when a critic said she was a lousy singer.
By Irena
Schmidt
verb: when a person takes a shit on a kitchen floor when they're drunk and has to clean it up.

noun: a piece of shit or a pile of shit on a kitchen floor.

verb: after Ear-gasm, that Chad kid took an enormous Schmidt on Jo's kitchen floor.

noun: that was one massive pile of Schmidt on the kitchen floor.
By Brittne
Schmidt
To thrust penis back and forth in to the vagina.

I fucked the schmidt outta my gurl last nite!, holy schmidt
By Sibylle
Schmidt
the incorrect way to spell "Schmitt"

"Is that Schmidt, or Schmitt?"
"Schmitt! Two T's... NO D's!"
By Damara
Schmidt
Someone who should never be underestimated.

"Don't underestimate her, she's a Schmidt"
By Elvina
Schmidt
Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.

Surname Origin: German

ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ

That's so Schmidt.
By Sonnnie
Schmidt
a sweetness that knows no bounds. thoughtful, courteous and respectful. to qualify as a Schmidt one must be irresistably adorable.

My boyfriend is such a Schmidt! He brought me flowers for no reason.
By Winnie
A Schmidt
An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.

Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.
By Gloria
Schmidt
Taking a shit in a pool or any water but a toilet

Hey, you just schmidt in the pool.
By Augustina