The act of ejaculating into a
bagpipe and shoving it down a woman's
esophagus or
anal cavity with great force while attempting to play a song on the instrument.
Sarah: You know that new Scottish kid? He Scottish
Bagpiped me SO hard last night.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish
bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck
if you ask me.