"If it hadn't been for my scrotum, that swift kick to the balls could have been worse"
By Leshia
Scrotum
the wrinkled pouch of skin that hangs behind the penis between the man legs holding his testis. The scrotum has a seamlike structure called a raphe that runs down the sac and continues to his anal hole, it seperates his testis from banging into each other.
Susan: "Hey Tony, you want to go to the state fair?"
Tony: "Only if I get to pet scrotum!"
By Kalie
Scrotum
(n) politically correct replacement vernacular for pussy (i.e., "weak and ineffectual male" or "coward") per sex columnist Dan Savage. Based on the idea that the pussy, which can take a pounding, spit out offspring, etc., is is a far stronger organ than the scrotum.
"That lumberingjackass who called that smart, interesting guy a pussy? Total scrotum."