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Define Seem Meaning

Seem
A word for sexual bodily fluids, used when using the word 'semen' would be inappropriate, or if you're just lazy.

"I would, but I hate how much seem there is afterwards. It's disgusting."

"I would have sex, but there's

"I would, but I hate how much seem there is afterwards."
By Jaimie
Seem Seem
Seem seem is a funny way to say semen.

My seem seem went up her nose. Who knew she was a sticker.
By Agatha
Was-seem
a noun or a verb which is meant to insult your friends, it can have many meaning depending on the content

what the was-seem was that?
shut the was-seem up
By Marcie
Seeming
Multiple, rapid-fire, strong expulsions of bodily fluid.

She was so turned on, she started seeming and couldn't stop for at least 5 minutes.
By Eudora
The Seem
The manufacturing outskirts of a town. The name comes from "the seem" in pants that hold all the fabric together.

My dad is an engineer that works in the seem, so he has to drive far from our home.
By Livvy
It Seems Today
That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".
By Sula
Seems Legit
Appropriate response to a Nigerian sending you millions of dollars.

your friend says, "If I send only $5,000 to Nigeria, he said he'll send me back millions..." you say, "seems legit"
By Cyndy
Seems Legit
When POLECAT324 sees some jank or weird shit while playing DOJ or any other Games.

Did my car just despawn before doing a sick ass 360 blackflip on top of mount everest whille i was getting my dick sucked...seems legit
By Allyce
Seems Legit
a sarcastic response to obvious fraudulent activity or false claims

Bernie Madoff: "Let me help your investments grow!"
SEEMS LEGIT

Government: "9/11 was not an inside job!"
SEEMS LEGIT

The Fed: "The forefathers of America were terrorists!"
SEEMS LEGIT
By Riki
Seems Legit
1) What one would say in a situation that arouses suspicions, but is ultimately determined to pose no threat.

2) What one would say ironically in a situation that is obviously NOT legit, usually dealing with illicit activities such as drugs and pedophilia, or the purchase of knockoff merchandise.

1) This muscle cream isn't a brand I've ever heard of, but there's no ingredients label on it so it can't be steroids. Seems legit.

2a) This 15-year old Christina Hansen wants me to come visit her for a surprise... seems legit!
2b) This guy is asking for 15 bucks for this thousand dollar Gucci bag... seems legit!
By Arly