When millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of screwing over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking
La Croix water. Can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of
coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified
book store or record shop.
"Why did you call into work
sick 15 minutes before your
shift started?"
"Oh, I was practicing self care."