Bill: I need to go to the bathroom before we leave.
Tina: Is it serious?
Bill: Yes!
Tina: Then we'll never get out of here!
-or-
Bill: I know you're still putting on your makeup in here but I gotta go serious!
-orBill (with newspaper
tucked under arm):
I'll be back in 20 minutes, I have to conduct some serious research.