A television show consisting of extremely hairy birds, aliens, vegetables, humans, and other
miscellaneous animals. Why everything is so god damn hairy
beats me. Promotes extreme drug use, just take a look at the characters. Produced by morons on thirteen different chemical substances, it competes with
Teletubbies for the #1 show to watch if you are a stoned college student/druggie.
Cookie Monster: OMG, GIMME THOSE FUCKING COOKIES NOW OR ILL FUCKING KILL YOU GAY BIRD *snort* OH GOD, TOO HIGH
Big Bird: HAHAHAH...ONE... TWO...A...G...Z...X...COCK
Elmo: HOLY SHIT GUYS! I THINK MY BALLS JUST EXPLODED...*puff*
Whoever made Sesame Street should be dragged out onto the street and shot with an
AK47. You are teaching our youth to do drugs. Bastards.