Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well,
I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons,
maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
