A Very Potter Musical:
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs.
Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by
the uh,
sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."