Define Sheen Meaning

Sheen
A flock of prostitutes, much like a gaggle of geese or a murder of crows. Named in honor of Charlie Sheen and his exploits.

I got a sheen of hookers and a briefcase full of blow, my weekend is booked solid.
By Jena
Sheen
she didn't

By Pippa
Sheen
This is a film of sweat that breaks out simultaneously over the body. In most cases, the area of sheen is limited to the face or torso, but in extreme situations the individual can be completely covered - known as a full-body sheen. This phenomenon can occur at any time during a session, but is normally the result of a recent physical uber-gag on some form of drug - usually cannabis.

The body's natural reaction to this imbalance is to bring on a whitey, and the sheen is a key indicator that this is about to happen. Diagnosing the arrival of a sheen is a crucial element of whitey management and can provide invaluable planning time prior to a tactical chunder.

This should not be confused with Dr Clam.

After two tokes on the camberwell carrot, I started to feel queasy and began to sheen up - the whitey would soon be upon me.
By Jessamine
Sheen
A slang term (from the 70's); short for "machine," generally referring to one's automobile. Used predominantly in the African-American community.

Bro 1: "Where's your sheen, bro?"
Bro 2: "Ain't got one."
By Jillian
Sheen
(Adjective)to be sheen is to be cool, hip, happening, clean cut, stylish, stellar, excellent. A word most recently used in londons west end to describe someones social status or describing a comment, situation, person place or thing

That new restaurant on Old Compton street is so sheen!

I can't believe John treated us all to dinner that is so sheen.

That's a sheen pair of shoes you have there.
By Rora
Sheen
To cause serious damage to one's reputation or character, typically inflicted upon oneself.

I'd never do that and sheen myself.

We were just kidding, but then he admitted to actually sleeping with his best friend's wife and totally sheened himself.

She'd be willing to admit stealing from her boss, but she's not about to sheen herself.
By Kristin
Sheen
To sheen (verb) - to perform an action that people would generally consider bad while wanting to convince everyone else, and often yourself, the action was a great thing.

The word comes from the standard practices of the celebrity Charlie Sheen. His ability to convince himself that the downward spiral of his life is living life well, and his attempt to make others believe that the downward movement of his life is really a good thing is the inspiration of the word.

Usage - “He has to know that calling his boss bad names is a stupid thing to do, but he acts like it was great. He was just sheening.”

“I failed my test so I’ll have to sheen the whole episode when I tell my parents.”

"His life is a mess, but he's sheened it well."

How does one actually go about “sheening”? There are very particular strategies. Here is one a person can employ:

Person A: “do you really think it was wise to smoke that 7 grams of crack?”

Person B: exemplifying the perfect sheening strategy in the following reply: “Duh, winning.”
By Etheline
Sheen
the definition of sheen is the human form of lucifer. sheen is only reffered to as a creature so feared and hated that rumor has it he climbed out of the deepest circles of hell to be among us. one who is "sheenlike" 's name is not spoken aloud, for fear of being smited down and/or pummeled into oblivion. whatever you do, always be on the lookout for sheen, because a sheen will definitely fuck your day up. and possibly your whole life. probably your whole life. just by existing, actually...just his presence is enough to fuck your day up. beware of the sheeeeeen! sheen is like the voldemort that can't kill you by magic...but we don't know that. and look out for a blue honda element. if you see that, it may just be the last thing you see.

1. "RUN! IT'S SHEEEEEEEN!!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!"
2. "oh shit, sheen's home" "thatt'l fuck up your day man, sorry."
3. (verb) "son, never grow up to be a sheen."
By Karlene
Sheened
To get completely shit-housed blackout drunk; this may or may not include disorderly conduct, public urination, or public indecency. Term coined after the legend himself, Charlie Sheen.

"Holy shit Ariel, what the fuck are you saying? Are you sheened or something?"

"I M SEW DRRREE3333333NKADNFXVGEST89NDFBN!!!!!!!!!11111"

"Yeah you're sheened."

By Sonnie
Sheened
(adjective) to be inebriated to a state of utter disrepair

Example: 1. Hey bro what are you doing this weekend?

2. I just heard that Tom is having a house party, we're going to get sheened out of our minds.
By Gwyn